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Old 12-06-2007, 08:40 AM   #1
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TOP SERIOUS - How would you phonetically spell the sound a fart makes?

having recently started adding my own fart soundtracks to movies i watch at home, my friends and i have been going back and forth on possible ways to extend the fart soundtrack onto the printed page. i've realized there are multiple variations on this theme, and have come to the conclusion that this type of research can not be thoroughly covered simply by a rag tag team of three or four dudes who are bored at work and am coming to you, proud posters of MUP, to help provide insight into a subject that has more questions than answers.
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Old 12-06-2007, 08:43 AM   #2
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Re: TOP SERIOUS - How would you phonetically spell the sound a fart makes?

quiet fart: PFfffffff

loud fart: BLLLLLLLLP

pee fart: ssssssssssHAAAIGHT

Hulk fart: KRAKK-THOOOM
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Old 12-06-2007, 08:45 AM   #3
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shower fart - brrrrrrrrQUA-HOOONK

brutal fart - BRRRRRRRRAAAAAP

trying to hide it (girl fart) - brenrrr
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:02 AM   #4
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Under-the-covers fart: FFFFSSSHHHH

Shart: puh-LEEEEEEEEEEP

Fozzie Bear fart: WAKKA SPLOOSH
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:06 AM   #5
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quickie - rreeip

fart with change - burm..PLOP :(
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:14 AM   #6
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half of these are going to be incorporated as character names in BANGDOR CASTLE
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:16 AM   #7
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intense post bbq buffet fart - BRRRRREUUUUURMMMMUUUHHH
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:24 AM   #8
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My friends and I play a game where we try to guess the sound our fart is going to make before it happens. I recommend this game to everyone. It totally gets you laid.
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:27 AM   #9
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Post-getting-laid fart: PPPPPPPppppppppffffffooot
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:29 AM   #10
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v-fart, or "vart": fopopopidopdopdop
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:35 AM   #11
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fart reverberating off of leather chair in your lab - bararararreeeeeeee

coworker on aoli farting in your lab - hisssssssssssssssss
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Old 12-06-2007, 10:25 AM   #12
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fart reverberating off of leather chair in your lab - bararararreeeeeeee
brilliant.
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Old 12-06-2007, 10:32 AM   #13
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fart reverberating off of leather chair in your lab - bararararreeeeeeee

coworker on aoli farting in your lab - hisssssssssssssssss
Speaking of coworkers in your lab, do you know a Kelly McGarvey?
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Old 12-06-2007, 10:50 AM   #14
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Old 12-06-2007, 12:00 PM   #15
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Oops I tried too hard and shit myself fart: Urrrrrr-pwop.

SOMEBODY SHIT ON THE COATS!!!
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Old 12-06-2007, 12:14 PM   #16
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Oops I tried too hard and shit myself fart: Urrrrrr-pwop.

SOMEBODY SHIT ON THE COATS!!!
someone just had his underwear kissed.
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Old 12-17-2007, 10:59 AM   #17
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i just realized that many of the spambot usernames are applicable to this thread.
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Old 12-17-2007, 06:32 PM   #18
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the running fart: brrrdp brrrdp brdddp brrp
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Old 12-17-2007, 09:02 PM   #19
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there's seriously like 20 replies to this?

we've hit an all-time high. this thread is legendary.
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Old 12-17-2007, 09:05 PM   #20
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secretly farting on your girl in the middle of the night - fffffssshhhhhhmmmm
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