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iwilltotallyfuckyouup
10-04-2006, 12:25 PM
I'll never doubt Stephen Colbert again.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/26/killer.teddy.ap/index.html

MILFORD, New Hampshire (AP) -- A teddy bear has been implicated in 2,500 deaths -- trout deaths, that is.

State officials say a teddy bear that fell into a pool at a Fish and Game Department hatchery earlier this month clogged a drain. The clog blocked the flow of oxygen to the pool and suffocated the fish.

Hatcheries supervisor Robert Fawcett said the bear, dressed in yellow raincoat and hat, is believed to be the first stuffed toy to cause fatalities at the facility.

"We've had pipes get clogged, but it's usually with more naturally occurring things like a frog or even a dead muskrat," he said. "This one turned out to be a teddy bear and we don't know how it got there."

The deaths prompted Fawcett to release a written warning: "RELEASE OF ANY TEDDY BEARS into the fish hatchery water IS NOT PERMITTED."

He said it's not known who dropped the bear, but urged anyone whose bear ends up in a hatchery pool to find a worker to remove it. "They might save your teddy bear, and keep it from becoming a killer," he said.

musical-monkey
10-04-2006, 02:31 PM
i had a toy bear that would walk around and roar that i would use to scare my dog when i was younger. it was awesome.

ConzoTheLegacy
10-04-2006, 03:34 PM
YES THEY ARE.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/getty/53256804ez011_chicago_bears.h2.jpg

iwilltotallyfuckyouup
10-04-2006, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by ConzoTheLegacy
YES THEY ARE.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/getty/53256804ez011_chicago_bears.h2.jpg

2006 is the new 1985!

Fuzzy
10-04-2006, 06:19 PM
IT WAS PADDINGTON@!@!@

Tricky
10-04-2006, 06:51 PM
I so thought this thread was going to be about the Chicago Bears, and leave it up to Conzo to turn it into one! Great save!

Teen_Wolf
10-04-2006, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by iwilltotallyfuckyouup
2006 is the new 1985!

It's the truth. On sports radio, they already talking about this team potentially superseding the 1985 Bears. However, Ditka will forever be "Da Coach".

ConzoTheLegacy
10-04-2006, 07:51 PM
BERNARD BARRIEN 4 PREZ