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BARONE
08-25-2006, 08:52 AM
Ok so recently i started a job at a record store. It's been a while since I've worked with the public but in my week and a half that i've worked there I've already seen some serious whack jobs.

- Dude comes in. Roughly age 16 but acts like hes 25. Buys a Superjoint Ritual cd, proceeds to unwrap it on the counter and pull out the sleeve and talk to me about how rad confederate flags/marijuana is. MAD PHAT. Then pulls out a copy of rolling stone we had laying around and flips through it and points out how much of a fag william shatner is and how gay Rise Against is. I didnt know what to do, he kept talking to me and i couldnt get him to leave. I just tried to ignore him and kept reading my book.

- Dude comes in, drops 250 bills on a 2 foot stack of obscure sci-fi novels (our record store is connected to a bookstore as well) and 2 hideous dvd collector sets of some battlestar gallactica shit or whatever. He was shaped like a pear and super pale. So you know dude sits inside, jerks off to anime porn, and DOES NOT leave his (most likely parent's) house unless its to stock up on sci fi shit or tasty cakes. Insane.

- Lady comes in, asks "Is this a CD store or something?" I didnt know what to say.

- I was checking someone's 50 dollar bill with the counterfeit marker and dude starts goin bonkers saying "WHY ARE YOU WRITING ON MY MONEY!!!??". Dead serious.

Fuzzy
08-25-2006, 09:26 AM
- Police officer pulls me, my brother and Lalo over in Sausalito and proceeds to ask us why our car is missing a front liscence plate. We explain that "West Virginia doesn't require them" and his response is "well, California does." He then follows this up with "You boys look lost." What the fuck is this, Selma Alabama, 1965?

jordan pastepunk
08-25-2006, 10:10 AM
People who write checks in the express line of the supermarket... WHO STILL DOES THAT?!?!

Fuzzy
08-25-2006, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by jordan pastepunk
People who write checks... WHO STILL DOES THAT?!?!

Simulacra
08-25-2006, 10:24 AM
people, namely Filipinos, who eat ballut, which is an egg containing a partially-formed duck fetus, thinking it's a tasty aphrodisiac

Fuzzy
08-25-2006, 10:31 AM
People who don't get why you wouldn't want dangerous neurotoxins (pesticides) sprayed on your food and in the groundwater.

robdobi
08-25-2006, 10:32 AM
both the guy who asked me if i wanted to buy crack and the woman who asked me if i wanted to "have some fun" last week while scouting an abandoned hospital in a sketchy neighborhood. both happened within 30 seconds, then i left.

Big_Guy
08-25-2006, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by Fuzzy
People who don't get why you wouldn't want dangerous neurotoxins (pesticides) sprayed on your food and in the groundwater. ...hippy

Big_Guy
08-25-2006, 10:42 AM
working in a Giant for the past year or so has provided me with many stories, but honestly, if I try to think of them I get terrible headaches.

fuck that place

anyway, to start off, every time I would go in to get my paycheck, I would ask "can I have my paycheck" and the dude at the desk would try to be funny and say "no". I would just stare at him until he gave me my check and leave. Now that might not sound that bad to some people, but after 52 weeks of that shit, it got old fast.

I will try to think of more

HaveFunDying
08-25-2006, 11:04 AM
Frat Doodz.

BARONE
08-25-2006, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by Big_Guy
working in a Giant for the past year or so has provided me with many stories, but honestly, if I try to think of them I get terrible headaches.

fuck that place

anyway, to start off, every time I would go in to get my paycheck, I would ask "can I have my paycheck" and the dude at the desk would try to be funny and say "no". I would just stare at him until he gave me my check and leave. Now that might not sound that bad to some people, but after 52 weeks of that shit, it got old fast.

I will try to think of more
yea, i seriously hate co-worker humor. this usually applies to any job i've ever had except the record store because the other day someone left their bike in the back and i rode it around the store and threw water on my boss.

BARONE
08-25-2006, 11:07 AM
-anyone who goes into a tattoo shop and walks out with a sick tribal armband feeling good about themselves. than again, if they wanna feel good about themselves they can just hop into their mad phat CRX.

-i hate speed freeks.

BARONE
08-25-2006, 11:10 AM
good fucking lord im posting at work right now and i just remembered there's a car in the parking lot and im not sure who it belongs to. anyway, it has a huge GIT R DONE sticker on the back windshield. Directly under that it has a sticker that says I'M SINGLE. Wonder if the two stickers are related? Maybe? eh?

trinket
08-25-2006, 11:12 AM
-35 year old douchebags that think making fun of people is fucking AWESOME GOOD TIME. yeah man. no

-whoever bought coorslight and stuck it in my fridge.

- all the regulars who used to come into the bookstore. like the one dude with the curly 18th century hair and all the stains on his beer belly tshirt.

BARONE
08-25-2006, 11:14 AM
- Dream Theater fans.

Big_Guy
08-25-2006, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by XxBloodRedXx
- Dream Theater fans. Metal fans in general

HaveFunDying
08-25-2006, 11:20 AM
Music fans period.

chunk
08-25-2006, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by trinket


-whoever bought coorslight and stuck it in my fridge.



Boo, you whore.

Christopher
08-25-2006, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by XxBloodRedXx
they can just hop into their mad phat CRX.


pretty funny. I know too many of these dudes.

Simulacra
08-25-2006, 11:37 AM
-people who don't get their pet cats & dogs fixed

-people who breed animals for sale as pets

-the Waltons

BARONE
08-25-2006, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by chunk
Boo, you whore.
coors light blows.

trinket
08-25-2006, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by chunk
Boo, you whore.

anything but beer man.

theres also 2 bottles of wine and a bottle of champagne. thats a-ok.

BARONE
08-25-2006, 11:47 AM
people that STILL wear airwalks.

monsterriffs
08-25-2006, 11:48 AM
people who appreciate kevin federline's music.

Fuzzy
08-25-2006, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by XxBloodRedXx
coors light blows. So fucking true.

Santa Barbara has an obscene obsession with this stuff.

mikeyj
08-25-2006, 11:50 AM
fuck that, coors light sucks.

iwilltotallyfuckyouup
08-25-2006, 11:54 AM
Blacks, Jews and women.

Big_Guy
08-25-2006, 12:01 PM
Jason Tate.

does anybody know if this guy is getting paid by Over It's manager or something?

he defends their new sound every chance he gets and he has even gone as far to say that their new record is a fast record.

JimmysTangoMethod
08-25-2006, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by Fuzzy
- Police officer pulls me, my brother and Lalo over in Sausalito and proceeds to ask us why our car is missing a front liscence plate. We explain that "West Virginia doesn't require them" and his response is "well, California does." He then follows this up with "You boys look lost." What the fuck is this, Selma Alabama, 1965?

I lol'd at that


and to add to the thread - oprah. that bitch should be mauled by a huge aardvark or some obscure animal creature.

Skapunk
08-25-2006, 12:04 PM
People who HAVE to be the loudest in a conversation to reaffirm their superiority over the group they are conversing with.

People who say every indie band ever is somehow ripping off the pixies, thus they cannot like them.

People who tell me a band sucks one day, then when they actually hear the band, they ask me for their cd.

People who don't give opening bands a chance. Granted 45% suck, but I've discovered some real gems.

chunk
08-25-2006, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by XxBloodRedXx
coors light blows.

Dude, we discovered this beer salt... it makes it ultra-delicious. ...like a Corona with lime.

Originally posted by trinket
anything but beer man.

theres also 2 bottles of wine and a bottle of champagne. thats a-ok.

That's understandable... I really can't drink anything but beer. Granted, I don't drink much.

Originally posted by Fuzzy
So fucking true.

Santa Barbara has an obscene obsession with this stuff.

Santa Barbara is a pricy place to live, my friend... we need cheap beer. Didn't you bring over PBR?

Originally posted by Mike-Lobster
fuck that, coors light sucks.

Mike only drinks Stella. True story.

MikeM
08-25-2006, 12:12 PM
-George Allen and anyone who still supports him.

-English teachers who get 1984 and Brave New World confused.

-The Boston Red Sox of the last few weeks

-Tom Cruise's baby

JimmysTangoMethod
08-25-2006, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by Skapunk
People who don't give opening bands a chance. Granted 45% suck, but I've discovered some real gems.


same here. I was at the Rhiannon Chloe cancer benefit show with TREOS, mewithoutYOU, and Patent Pending, expecting the typical shitty LI openers, but this band called A Midnight Orchestra totally ripped it. great band.


http://www.myspace.com/amidnightorchestra



yes that was a huge plug

BARONE
08-25-2006, 12:18 PM
if you're gonna drink shitty cheap beer, PBR is the way to go. I love it.

JimmysTangoMethod
08-25-2006, 12:20 PM
fuck that

Natty Light all the way when it comes to cheap shitty beer

John
08-25-2006, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Fuzzy
So fucking true.

Santa Barbara has an obscene obsession with this stuff.

Not even. Hanging out with Kevin and Casey distorts the facts on this matter.

BARONE
08-25-2006, 12:24 PM
we would've also accepted High Life.

chunk
08-25-2006, 12:26 PM
John Cox drinks Hef. It's tasty.

HaveFunDying
08-25-2006, 12:31 PM
In Oklahoma beer is only 3 point. You haven't even tasted shitty beer until you come here. As far as people I can't believe exist, Cedric The Entertainer, and the people who find him funny.

MikeM
08-25-2006, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by XxBloodRedXx
if you're gonna drink shitty cheap beer, PBR is the way to go. I love it.
You're goddamn right. I'd take PBR over a lot of beers.

Christopher
08-25-2006, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by JimmysTangoMethod
fuck that

Natty Light all the way when it comes to cheap shitty beer

this beer and lone star are probably the worst.

Anchors
08-25-2006, 12:53 PM
- Tom Cruise
- People who like Panic At The Disco
- Donnie Osmond
- Bros who wear visors
- SIF's

Fuzzy
08-25-2006, 12:55 PM
I brought over MODELO, which is awesome along with Tecate. It's not like San Francisco is any cheaper than Santa Barbara.

I used to loathe PBR just because it was the hipster beer, but now I love the stuff. My pants are also tighter recently...

Coors just sucks. It tastes like ass and isn't any cheaper than High Life or PBR.

jordan pastepunk
08-25-2006, 01:05 PM
This thread is losing focus... less beer talk, more gaps in the evolution of humanity...

- PBA Tour groupies
- People who wouldn't accept free baseball tickets b/c they're in the upper deck
- Without context, Davey Havok seems pretty wack...
- Al Sharpton's hair stylist

HaveFunDying
08-25-2006, 01:26 PM
- EVERYONE THAT ISN'T ME.

HaveFunDying
08-25-2006, 01:49 PM
- Dudes named Corbin. I know a frat dude exactly like the one you just mentioned, and also the most idiotic DJ at the only radio station around here I listen too.

iwilltotallyfuckyouup
08-25-2006, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Anchors
- SIF's

No idea what this is.

sethprogression
08-25-2006, 02:44 PM
- Every kid at a Chiodos show
- A weird woman who does palm readings inside of a parked van with the sliding door open Friday night at 16th and Valencia
- Californians

Fuzzy
08-25-2006, 02:50 PM
- A weird woman who does palm readings inside of a parked van with the sliding door open Friday night at 16th and Valencia
That woman tried to touch my ass one night.

- The PUNX on Haight street that are either driving in from Sausalito or Santa Cruz to beg for change.
- The PunX on Haight who have dogs that are covered in fleas and malnourished.
- The women at Stinky's Peep Show.

CoreyPastepunk
08-25-2006, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by sethprogression
- Every kid at a Chiodos show in FLINT


seriously, i can't stand co-worker humor. "are you having fun yet?" - i hate when people at work ask me that at least three times a day.

HaveFunDying
08-25-2006, 04:04 PM
"Hot enough for ya?"

dpg
08-26-2006, 12:00 AM
@ richard: do people really act like this? i haven't witnessed that kind of behaviour since i was like 16! lol.

people i can't believe exist: any purportedly straight male that listens to house music/gets fake tans/waxes any part of their body. fuck.

i get rad
08-26-2006, 12:10 AM
people who just spit gum out anywhere

bolloxshite
08-26-2006, 04:25 AM
Originally posted by i get rad
people who just spit gum out anywhere

I hate that, seriously.

Seriously, i've been saying seriously way too often lately. Fuck's sake.

InaGreendase
08-26-2006, 02:25 PM
This customer at Enterprise the other day who, all ready to leave with his rental, asked if we could wash the already reasonably clean outside of the car for him.

It was raining.

Originally posted by bolloxshite
I hate that, seriously.

Seriously, i've been saying seriously way too often lately. Fuck's sake.

I was actually planning on quoting the gum thing and saying "seriously, what the fuck." Worst part is all your friends do it and all you can do is call them an asshole.

i get rad
08-26-2006, 02:39 PM
if you go outside and look at the sidewalk.. it is COVERED with black spots.. these are all from gum. its disgusting. gum should be outlawed!

ebullientsoul
08-26-2006, 04:51 PM
-Bikers who cut me off at the last possible second to turn, bringing me to a screeching halt.

-The security at Warped Tour telling kids to pound water when it costed the kids 3.75.

ConzoTheLegacy
08-26-2006, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by sethprogression
- Chiodos

Anchors
08-26-2006, 06:03 PM
Red Medicine, dude is straight up retarded.

ConzoTheLegacy
08-26-2006, 06:07 PM
Amen to that shit.

adam punknews.org
08-26-2006, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by whoever
Coors Light

/EXCESSIVE SNOBBERY ON

Coors Light sucks. If you're not drinking beer to enjoy it, then you're drinking it to get drunk. If you're drinking Coors Light you're obviously not drinking beer to enjoy it. Since you're just trying to get a buzz for a cheap price, you might as well huff gas or something. Even with the price of oil it's probably cheaper.

/EXCESSIVE SNOBBERY OFF

Originally posted by XxBloodRedXx
sticker on the back windshield...

I think 99.9 percent of all bumper stickers and the like make you look like an idiot. Is it worth defacing your X thousand dollar car just to let the world know "MEAN PEOPLE SUCK" or "MY KID'S ON THE HONOR ROLL AT NOWHERESVILLE SECONDARY SCHOOL"?

Bumper sticker people are added to the list. Bumper stickers about gun ownership rights get you on there twice.

The .1% of cool was for this guy in Niagara Falls who had two huge Sick Of It All dragons on his back window. That was awesome looking even before I knew about that band. If you drive some beater you get a pass for band stickers.

-----

Also, now I know your tourist dollars fuel our economy, but most tourists visiting this city can go on the list. Everyone from the area has a list of idiotic questions they can quote for you... it's become a cliche part of our everyday conversations...

"what time do they turn off the falls?" *
"what do you mean you don't give change in American dollars?"
"what kind of passport or ID do I need to get from Niagara Falls to Toronto?"
"I'm an American. Why would you post your prices in Canadian dollars? It's confusing."

Ugh... I won't even touch on the fact that apparently traffic laws in this city are optional.




* the classic answer is "about the same time we roll up the sidewalks for the evening"

ebullientsoul
08-26-2006, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by adam punknews.org
Since you're just trying to get a buzz for a cheap price, you might as well huff gas or something.

That was funny.

Fuzzy
08-26-2006, 08:24 PM
Tourists in San Francisco in the summer.
Things you don't say to or around people that live there:
- Did you know it was so cold?
- Where's all this fog come from?
- That jackassed Mark Twain quote. I MEAN C'MON.

brandon-punkrocks
08-26-2006, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by adam punknews.org
/EXCESSIVE SNOBBERY ON

Coors Light sucks. If you're not drinking beer to enjoy it, then you're drinking it to get drunk. If you're drinking Coors Light you're obviously not drinking beer to enjoy it. Since you're just trying to get a buzz for a cheap price, you might as well huff gas or something. Even with the price of oil it's probably cheaper.

/EXCESSIVE SNOBBERY OFF


that is honestly one of the dumbest things i've ever heard. i don't know what kind of job you have or what kind of money you pull in, but not all of us have the money to buy cases of stella, or three philosophers, etc. so some of us need cheap beer in order to get drunk. and that doesn't mean that those of us who like and enjoy cutting loose with a cheap beer know any less about beer or enjoy it any less than you. it also doesn't mean that we like/want to huff gas.

chunk
08-26-2006, 10:33 PM
Lindsay Lohan (sans Mean Girls)

Fuzzy
08-26-2006, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by brandon-punkrocks
that is honestly one of the dumbest things i've ever heard. i don't know what kind of job you have or what kind of money you pull in, but not all of us have the money to buy cases of stella, or three philosophers, etc. so some of us need cheap beer in order to get drunk. and that doesn't mean that those of us who like and enjoy cutting loose with a cheap beer know any less about beer or enjoy it any less than you. it also doesn't mean that we like/want to huff gas. Dude, the point is that there is better beer for just as little as Coor's costs. Why drink the shittiest beer possible when you could be drinking a slightly better one for the same amount?

adam punknews.org
08-26-2006, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by brandon-punkrocks
that is honestly one of the dumbest things i've ever heard. i don't know what kind of job you have or what kind of money you pull in, but not all of us have the money to buy cases of stella, or three philosophers, etc. so some of us need cheap beer in order to get drunk. and that doesn't mean that those of us who like and enjoy cutting loose with a cheap beer know any less about beer or enjoy it any less than you. it also doesn't mean that we like/want to huff gas.

That's why I said "excessive snobbery." I have lots of family and friends with fridges full of Coors. I'm just being an ass for the sake of being an ass. Challenging beers is part of what separates us from the animals.

Christopher
08-26-2006, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Fuzzy
Dude, the point is that there is better beer for just as little as Coor's costs. Why drink the shittiest beer possible when you could be drinking a slightly better one for the same amount?

yes, I agree. But the huffing comment was a little dumb.

Fuzzy
08-26-2006, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Christopher
yes, I agree. But the huffing comment was a little dumb. People who couldn't detect the obvious sarcasm there need to stop huffing themselves.

adam punknews.org
08-26-2006, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by Fuzzy
People who couldn't detect the obvious sarcasm there need to stop huffing themselves.

http://plaatjes.hemisphere.nl/701708.jpg

Christopher
08-26-2006, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Fuzzy
People who couldn't detect the obvious sarcasm there need to stop huffing themselves.

I just can't stand people hating on my favorite hobby for no particular reason.

You guys have favorite CDs to listen to when you're huffing??

Fuzzy
08-26-2006, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Christopher
[B]I just can't stand people hating on my favorite hobby for no particular reason.
I felt the same way in 8th grade when people made fun of masturbators.

adam punknews.org
08-26-2006, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Christopher
You guys have favorite CDs to listen to when you're huffing??

This is going to become the type of thread that parent groups point to as an example of how the internet threatens their children.

"They're advocating gas huffing now!"

Fuzzy
08-26-2006, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by adam punknews.org
This is going to become the type of thread that parent groups point to as an example of how the internet threatens their children.

"They're advocating gas huffing now!"
The opinions of the previous posts regarding the topics of "Gas huffing," "masturbating," and "Coor's Light" reflect neither the official opinions or positions of Punknews.org on the topics covered.

Punknews.org has no official stance, although many of our regular commenter have taken a "pro" stance on "Huffing the Dong."

Christopher
08-26-2006, 11:08 PM
someone should make the Coor's Light opinion official, though.

adam punknews.org
08-26-2006, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by Christopher
someone should make the Coor's Light opinion official, though.

We have to stay ambiguous on the beer file so we don't loose the straight edge vote.

BNO
08-27-2006, 07:15 AM
I can't believe the guy exists that goes out with you every time we go out, and by 1am is either in a fight with randoms, in a fight with one of us, trying to get pussy, or the most likely scenario, is getting no pussy and turns into a huge cock block.

They never take a hint either, like I've been just a dickhead and this dude never gets it.

Skapunk
08-27-2006, 08:35 AM
This isn't so much that can't I believe they exist but it's a little fucked for me and the situation sucked.

So i've been working on these two girls trying to get them to come around and maybe have something happen, so I've been hanging out with both in like preliminary stages. One is really ridiculously pretty, the other is pretty, but makes up for in personality what she lacks in looks compared to the other one. I knew they kind of knew each other, but didn't think THAT much of it. So lastnight I played a show and both of them showed up. And out of all the people there, these two girls only hung out with EACH OTHER, talk about an ackward night.

ModernDrunk
08-27-2006, 08:58 AM
People in Boulder, CO who have the "Keep Boulder Weird" bumper sticker affixed to their Subaru Outback.

See also people in old maroon Saabs with the "Free Tibet" bumper stickers.

*shudder*

monsterriffs
08-27-2006, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by Skapunk
And out of all the people there, these two girls only hung out with EACH OTHER, talk about an ackward night.

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Sounds like they're sizing each other up!

The Marc
08-27-2006, 02:33 PM
I'm still not convinced that any of you exist.

brandon-punkrocks
08-27-2006, 03:20 PM
i exist in your wet dreams.

dpg
08-27-2006, 07:06 PM
people who audition for big brother (not to mention the people that actually make it into the house)

people who like wrestling (not to mention the people who actually pay money to go see it)

Big_Guy
08-27-2006, 07:09 PM
Wrestling owns you

HaveFunDying
08-27-2006, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by dpg
people who like wrestling (not to mention the people who actually pay money to go see it)

I've got tickets to Monday Night Raw in September. I haven't watched wrestling in like 7 years, but my brother wants to go, and I'm pretty sure it'll be a good time.

Teen_Wolf
08-27-2006, 08:18 PM
People who have the audacity to drive a mere 55mph in the fastlane on the highway in Chicago

This bum who asked me for change saying "can you spare some change, im not gonna lie to you, im gonna go buy booze with it and get drunk"

ModernDrunk
08-27-2006, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Teen_Wolf


This bum who asked me for change saying "can you spare some change, im not gonna lie to you, im gonna go buy booze with it and get drunk"

Honesty is the best policy.

Skapunk
08-27-2006, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by bethesdacore
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Sounds like they're sizing each other up! Well one girl walks me to my car and goes "sooo, you and sarah huh?" and then i get back and the other girl is like "so you and chelsea huh?" so basically I think im fucked and not in a good way.

HaveFunDying
08-27-2006, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Teen_Wolf
This bum who asked me for change saying "can you spare some change, im not gonna lie to you, im gonna go buy booze with it and get drunk"

My friend saw a (presumably) homeless dude in Dallas with a sign that said, "Give me some money so I can buy some fucking drugs."

dpg
08-27-2006, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Skapunk
Well one girl walks me to my car and goes "sooo, you and sarah huh?" and then i get back and the other girl is like "so you and chelsea huh?" so basically I think im fucked and not in a good way.
maybe they honestly aren't aware that they are both being hit on?

HaveFunDying
08-27-2006, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Richard
That's pretty messed up for them to gang up on you like that. At this point it's just scouting, which I'm sure they do on a daily basis.

sarcasm'd!!!

Skapunk
08-27-2006, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by Richard
NO. I'M SERIOUS.

What do these chicks expect? That he'll make a commitment to only like one of them? That's an absurd demand to make.

Sounds like two immature girls who think joining up and playing head games with an accoustic guitar player will take away their insecurities.

Lame. FINALLY someone understands, thank you Richard for being there when I need you. If only I could have you to call when I explain these sorrows to other people who just don't get it.

Hollis
08-29-2006, 04:45 PM
professors that do not teach and would rather use the power point that has already been made for the book as a tool for lecture.......then proceeds to say nothing but what is on the slides. Yet they still take roll.

lokithelion
08-29-2006, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Skapunk
FINALLY someone understands, thank you Richard for being there when I need you. If only I could have you to call when I explain these sorrows to other people who just don't get it.


Aren't you the same guy who bitched because a hot stripper wanted to fuck your brains out? Oh sorrow upon you.

iwilltotallyfuckyouup
08-29-2006, 08:04 PM
People who own Hummers.

ModernDrunk
08-29-2006, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by iwilltotallyfuckyouup
People who own Hummers.

And also people who describe their cars as gas-guzzling but still continue to drive them.

Skapunk
08-29-2006, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by lokithelion
Aren't you the same guy who bitched because a hot stripper wanted to fuck your brains out? Oh sorrow upon you. I didnt even bring that up in the first place, my brother did.

James
08-30-2006, 01:59 PM
the homeless dude who comes to my house everyday. after giving him a cigarette for the third day in the row, he even asked to trade three stamps for a beer.

it's nuts.

ModernDrunk
08-30-2006, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by James
the homeless dude who comes to my house everyday. after giving him a cigarette for the third day in the row, he even asked to trade three stamps for a beer.

it's nuts.

that's a $1.17 for a beer. not too shabby.