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Dude Beer
05-17-2009, 06:28 PM
Just bunnyhopped 6 people that were laying down in the street. Video on it's way. I tried 7 but clipped the first dude's leg and totally cased it and ate mad shit. Pretty dinged up, but I'm hammered so it's still rad. Suck one.

asxyouxwish
05-18-2009, 08:11 AM
will need video on this one.

Dude Beer
05-18-2009, 10:22 AM
yeah we are trying to figure out how to get the video off my friend's phone. The last wreck though was pretty gnarly. I took my shoe off and my sock was full of blood. It's now all swollen and gross. Probably going to have to go to the hospital tomorrow, haha shit.

asxyouxwish
05-18-2009, 10:25 AM
yeah but i mean, worth it.

The Marc
05-19-2009, 08:38 AM
Looking for an update on this

asxyouxwish
05-19-2009, 08:40 AM
check his blog. it's pretty rad. wish i could see the roll up to it.

Dude Beer
05-19-2009, 08:59 AM
Posted (http://www.drunkirishhusbands.com/)

lol, I was hauling major ass too down the street. I was so worried about slamming into the dude on the end so I just went into warp speed.

asxyouxwish
05-19-2009, 09:01 AM
i like that they all had their heads up off the ground. glad you didn't clip 'em.

how are you feeling now?

Dude Beer
05-19-2009, 09:04 AM
Foot is still fucked but I'm pretty sure it's not broken. I'm feeling pretty money, we've been on like a 6 day bender and I think our buddy (who's 26) lost his virginity to an escort last night!!!!

asxyouxwish
05-19-2009, 09:07 AM
!!!!!!!! post more incredible details.

Dude Beer
05-19-2009, 09:15 AM
How can she NOT be an escort. She was at a bar in downtown, by herself, hot girl in her 20's, big jugs, and she was drinking/eating at 5PM. She said she was from Calgary and just came to Boston by herself to "hang out." Our friend is notorious for striking out with girls, and he would be a perfect mark for an escort: nerdy dude in a law school t-shirt. We leave the bar to come home and play beer pong or whatever, and our friend's nowhere to be found. He sends this txt that's like: "sorry to abandon, but WE are going dancing."

Then him and the girl come to my house and he asks one of my roommates for condoms (we gave him NINE of them). Then the girl, who was in the bathroom, comes out and gives my friend 10 Canadian dollars and says, "Thanks for having us."

Then they leave, and this part is hard as hell, he comes back in and says "WE NEED BEERS", then goes to the fridge, takes a bunch of beers and bounces.

We get another text last night that is like, "We are naked, she went to the bathroom, Boom Goes the Dynamite."

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh goddammit this is the best day ever man. We've been waiting so long for him to bang. It's pretty much all we ever talk about. bob_loblaw even knows him. haha

The Marc
05-19-2009, 09:19 AM
Incredible story. That Canandian 10 should be framed and hung on a wall or fridge.

Also, that video was all man. My friends would never be that trusting of me.

asxyouxwish
05-19-2009, 09:20 AM
hahahaha she gave you canadian money. holy shit. pictures?

Dude Beer
05-19-2009, 09:22 AM
Yeah i'll try to find it, she gave it to my roommate and I'm not sure what he did with it. I think we have this girl's name, so we are going to internet stalk the shit out of her and find out what's going on.

But c'mon, "boom goes the dynamite." haha We've been saying that shit all morning now.

Yeah my friends are a mix of law students, meatheads, and people I used to work with at Abercrombie two years ago. I have no idea why they let me jump them, if the bike crashed down they would've been super fucked because I was going probably like 20 mph. Super hauling ass.

dsac86
05-19-2009, 09:53 AM
that's a sweet vid, and a great story. that text in particular... did you toss it onto textsfromlastnight.com?