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Dude Beer
05-25-2008, 03:59 PM
- Pizza with all the meats on it
- Peeing off of the deck in your backyard
- Sunburns
- Changing your car's oil
- Baseball Gloves
- Overeating

Dude Beer
05-25-2008, 04:28 PM
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Dude Beer
05-25-2008, 09:03 PM
- Handguns
- Betting on Horse Racing
- Fake Tits
- Beards
- Meat rare, drinks stiff

Dude Beer
05-25-2008, 09:05 PM
- Grape stomping
- Yelling at your jerky ass kids
- Sunday afternoon naps
- Going to Home Depot to buy some wire connectors
- Bond Market investing

Christopher
05-26-2008, 10:55 AM
yes for the peeing, yes for the rare meat...

yes for the stiff drinks.

Dude Beer
05-26-2008, 10:02 PM
I'm about to vomit from drinking all day at the Braves game and eating two bowls of pasta!

asxyouxwish
05-27-2008, 08:37 AM
- victorious in touch football
- pitching a complete game win in kickball the next day
- grilling after both events
- hanging on the stoop talking shit
- straight talking dudes asking for a job looking like pig pen
- moshing
- remembering the struggle
- remembering the streets
- remembering my roots
- not selling out

Dude Beer
05-27-2008, 01:40 PM
- Taking your girlfriend fishing
- Old t-shirts
- Callused hands
- Driving Range
- Playoffs
- Putting shit in the back of a truck and hauling it around
- Pencil Sharpening

Dude Beer
05-27-2008, 01:47 PM
Someone who lives near a White Castle try these Chicken Rings and report back to me. ty

http://whitecastle.com/_assets/images/food/menu/chicken_rings_lg.jpg

asxyouxwish
05-27-2008, 02:02 PM
- button up shirts
- never buying a new wallet
- mini ramps
- no socks
- late nights at the diner

Dude Beer
05-30-2008, 11:52 PM
- Coaching Little League
- Ugly Shirts
- Massive Omelets
- Stick Shifts
- Ground Chuck
- It ain't braggin' if it's true
- Moral Lessons

BNO
07-30-2008, 06:34 PM
Someone who lives near a White Castle try these Chicken Rings and report back to me. ty

http://whitecastle.com/_assets/images/food/menu/chicken_rings_lg.jpg

I can assure you those chicken rings are amazing. Seriously they are very good. The flavored ones aren't all that, but the regular are great. The chicken ring sandwich with cheese is also good.

asxyouxwish
01-02-2009, 11:44 AM
TOP FOR THE MEN.

Simulacra
01-02-2009, 01:33 PM
-wet saws
-reciprocating saws
-hand grinders
-belt sanders
-diamond bits

Big_Guy
01-02-2009, 03:30 PM
-driving stick shifts
-chest hair
-Extenze
-John Deere
-flanel shirts

Simulacra
01-07-2009, 06:48 AM
-toilet flange extensions
-Hardibacker
-thinset mortar
-laser levels
-Budweiser

asxyouxwish
03-09-2009, 07:31 AM
- cold ones on the porch
- grass stains
- taking your girl bowling

asxyouxwish
03-09-2009, 12:32 PM
so my friend is kinda obsessed with this thread and i feel like i should add his thoughts about it.

Lucas: i love it
its my theme for the day
and life in general
Lucas: i think this thread represents what life is all about
Lucas: and makes me really want summer
me: im posting this
Lucas: its the type of thing that makes me want to start smoking cigarettes again


i'm trying so hard to get him to post.

Big_Guy
03-09-2009, 01:15 PM
-diamond bits

this made me lol for some reason

Dude Beer
03-09-2009, 05:21 PM
- Trying out new grilled cheese sandwiches combinations
- Swishing a 3-pointer, then acting like you aren't surprised
- White bread and chicken strips
- Backwards hat and no shirt
- That extra breakfast biscuit

asxyouxwish
03-15-2009, 10:02 PM
- holes in your jeans
- a little off the top
- bleacher seats

comeondieyoung
03-23-2009, 06:14 PM
- Watching UFC and yelling at the screen
- Being loud and obnoxious and not giving a shit
- Building stuff
- Tearing stuff down
- Blowing stuff up

BrandonSD
03-24-2009, 01:42 PM
Fucking bitches
Gettin' money

comeondieyoung
03-26-2009, 07:05 AM
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoes.

Dude Beer
04-17-2009, 03:52 PM
- Grilling out with charcoal
- Movies on TNT
- Bikini Calenders
- Riding in the back of a truck

asxyouxwish
05-01-2009, 10:06 AM
- sleeveless shirts
- bullshitting around outside a convenience store
- road trips without a purpose

Dude Beer
05-01-2009, 11:25 AM
- Trying to throw a knuckle ball
- Picking your girl up flowers from the grocery store when she just sent you for milk
- Condiments
- New pair of socks
- Telling your dog to SHAKE!

asxyouxwish
05-01-2009, 11:53 AM
- New pair of socks


- no socks



ERROR! ERROR!

BNO
05-03-2009, 11:28 AM
- getting into a Law and Order:SVU/Criminal Intent plotline halfway through the episode

150% True.

chunk
05-03-2009, 11:37 AM
Watching movies on TV even though you already own them on DVD.

Big_Guy
05-03-2009, 02:29 PM
Watching movies on TV even though you already own them on DVD.

perfect. do this shit all the time

asxyouxwish
10-29-2009, 07:17 AM
- mowing the lawn with a push mower wearing a sports illustrated crewneck sweatshirt and smoking a cigar (saw this sunday)

Dude Beer
05-16-2010, 01:39 PM
- Ordering that extra side of bacon
- Complaining about your team's Defense
- Starting off a compliment to your lady by "Damn baby,..."
- Naps

PH
05-16-2010, 02:19 PM
-Glee
-Peter O'Toole
-Speedo

BadBeat
05-16-2010, 03:27 PM
-Chanting "Bullll-Shiiiittt Bullll-Shiiittt Bullll-Shiiitttt" at the refs
-Unsportsmanlike Conduct
-Trips to the gas station for sunflower seeds, beef jerky, and cheap beer
-Bald spots

BadBeat
05-16-2010, 04:21 PM
- Starting a post on a gambling message board with "I apologize if a thread is already posted. Been drinking. But analysis was done before I started drinking...for the most part."

rawrchadrawr
05-17-2010, 12:47 AM
KFC DOUBLE DOWN

BNO
05-25-2010, 05:33 PM
-Tough Love Couples
-Brandy and Ray J: A family affair
-Bret Michaels
-Raylan from Justified
-the Lost ending

BadBeat
11-26-2010, 03:58 PM
Taking a 5 hour afternoon nap on Black Friday.

Dude Beer
12-03-2010, 05:28 PM
- Making a balogna/american cheese grilled cheese sangwich for lil homie on request
- Arguing over the best way to go about mowing the lawn
- Taking a second look at all the cleats in the sporting goods store, even though you have no current use for them
- Sticking your hand out the window of your car
- Picking up a stick because it looks cool

comeondieyoung
12-13-2010, 06:40 AM
-Ordering a giant BBQ meal and eating it by yourself and helping remind all the old dudes there with their wives what it means to eat.

-Laying out all my guns on the bed and taking a nap with them.

-Not getting out of the recliner all day, except for necessities.

BadBeat
08-24-2011, 07:37 PM
Dad guy talk - Running a bear out of your downstairs bedroom and out a porch door with just a broom and foot stomping. Quickly getting upstairs (the main floor where the bear entered) to close, and lock, all other doors and windows while the bear pounds on your patio window. Calmly cleaning up the chocolate, sunflower seeds, and potato chips the bear dragged around both floors, and going about your day as if nothing out of the ordinary happened.

BadBeat
08-25-2011, 08:08 AM
Throwing a hammer at a bear.

BadBeat
09-07-2011, 04:18 PM
-Eating raw condiments or toppings
-Two different kinds of meat with waffles and tons of syrup for breakfast
-Waiter at the table time
-Circle pits, not karate kicks

Dude Beer
11-18-2011, 10:56 PM
- surprising yourself at how far you skipped that fucking stone on the first try
- gravy
- talking shit about people from south carolina
- over-seasoning steaks
- being the go-to splinter-puller of little fingers
- wearing jeans for a who knows how long before washing them

asxyouxwish
11-19-2011, 12:22 AM
- wearing jeans for a who knows how long before washing them

i lasted a full year. guy secret talk pro tip - ziploc bag them in your freezer over night - smell is gone.

Dude Beer
11-19-2011, 12:59 AM
- making sure your kids appreciate the original Super Mario Bros and Bangdor Castle games
- feeding feral cats
- watching Beevis and Butthead
- wearing boots and shooting shotguns on your friend's property
- minding your wife when she tells you to take said boots off before going out for dinner
- sitting in tall grass
- having every fancy-time recipe start with cooking garlic and onions in olive oil

Dude Beer
01-25-2012, 09:51 PM
- that smell of the little league field
- designating a portion of your house as the "man room" (and have your daughter designate the other living room as the "girl man room")
- frying eggs
- making the bed super late
- the sawdust smell at the local hardware store
- getting sunburned
- listening to more music that your dad used to get stoked on
- making saturday morning breakfasts your domain

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01-27-2012, 06:49 AM
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02-12-2012, 10:46 PM
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Dude Beer
10-20-2013, 06:01 PM
- shining your shoes
- falling asleep on the couch
- drop kicking a soccer ball and having little kids go "WOOOAAAGH"
- bunnyhopping curbs
- smoking meat for 10 hours
- buying new socks
- talking about guns with old rednecks