Rate these chances of survival

[Dude Beer]

tytyty. This is pretty important.

- Shark Attack
- Home intruder
- Elementary School Student with Peanut Allergy
- Sex with Ann Coulter
- Marrying O.J. Simpson
- Being 17 and a member of Shredders "The Foot Clan"

[Dude Beer]

- Shark Attack: raw egg shake
- Home intruder: Eggs Benedict
- Elementary School Student with Peanut Allergy: Over Easy
- Sex with Ann Coulter: Hard Boiled
- Marrying O.J. Simpson: Egg Drop Soup
- Being 17 and a member of Shredder's "The Foot Clan": Scrambled Eggs